OK, so technically I am not Italian (Dutch and Polish) in that I was bred by parents that didn't have an ounce of Italian in their genes. But when I married my wife, I converted to Italianism through a long and arduous process. My parents may not have been pleased with my decision, but I was old enough to think for myself. The allure of being Italian was just too much for me. I needed to do it.
There were tests, role playing exercises and accent seminars in order to complete the conversion process. I passed them all with flying colors and had no issue replacing "tomato sauce" with "gravy". I even had "man-a-gut" nailed to a tee and never again uttered "manicotti". I was in.
Because of my new found heritage, I've had my share of good meatballs over the years. In "Sunday gravy" with my wife's family and through a host of different recipes my wife has experimented with. While I may not be a true connoisseur, I can detect a good meatball when I taste one.
Now with two adults working and two young and active children, there isn't a ton of time to plan and execute elaborate dinners. You have to pick and choose your battles and more often than not, the meatball is sacrificed.
Until now that is.
A few weeks back my wife had been doing some "food research" (and she is damn good at it) and asked me to pick up the package below? From where you ask? C'mon now.
Of course I agreed to pick these up since there was a decent chance Matt and I may happen to find our way there.
That night, the family enjoyed them with spaghetti and our favorite gravy. Holy crap'n crap. They were likea whata mamma made.
Quick aside - Italians in Italy (that was fun to write) do not add gravy to their meatballs. Spaghetti and meatballs do not exist. Meatballs are typically a side dish or second course. Here in the USA, we have bastardized them. But I will admit, a meatball parmesan sub is killer.
So these Wegmans meatballs are fantastic. I've had them a number of times since and the entire family continues to rave about them. They are super moist even though frozen and damn tastier than any frozen meatball I've ever had, not to mention other homemade meatballs I've sampled.
A win for busy people.
But the true test won't come until Matt tries them. He is full blooded Italian from the Bronx and I'm sure he has had his share of dynamite meatballs over the years. I imagine him playing stickball in the street until his mother or grandmother yelled out the window, "Matthew, time for dinner and get your bib."
So I convinced Matt to give them a try. As you can see here, he bought them with our last run to Wegmans.
Well that and an endless supply of gum and floss picks.
So Matt is now on the clock to give these a run and provide his honest feedback. I know I anxiously await the results.
But before I go, I wanted to share something with you all. I decided to try these Wegmans meatballs sans gravy; simply on their own. I baked 4 of them in the oven and dived in. You can witness my thoughts on this with the following video.
Not quite a natural behind the camera yet, but I'll get there.
John here ...
Before I dive into my musical choices, I have to comment on Matt's options. Here is a quick rundown of both his latest "mixed tape" and his top ten list of all time:
Sugar – Maroon 5 - didn't know it was necessary to add this one since you can only hear it on the radio every three minutes.
Only the Young - Journey - I freakin love this song too; it is the quintessential 80's soundtrack song. Although I'm embarrassed to admit I've never seen Vision Quest.
These Days – Bon Jovi - are they still making music? Does JBJ own the Buffalo Bills or is he the mayor of Rumson? Until I Find You Again – Richard Marx - I refuse to even look this one up. If I'm not mistaken, Matt went on the Richard Marx/Eric Carmen cruise a few years ago. Something Big - Shawn Mendes - are we sure this isn't his son's mix? Mendes is opening for Taylor Swift this summer and can be seen all over Disney Channel. Yes, I knew all that off of the top of my head. Always on Time - Ja Rule and Ashanti - I love not knowing a thing about Ja Rule and I'm going to keep it that way. Love Never Felt So Good – Michael Jackson & Justin Timberlake - this song is so Matt you have no idea. Miami 2017 (Seen The Lights Go Out On Broadway) – Billy Joel - I like Scream - Usher - you can take the man out of the Bronx, but you can't take the DJ out of ... wait ... what ... did that make sense? It did to me before I started typing it.
And now the top ten list. Wow. Where to begin? My Way – Frank Sinatra - not necessarily my fave Frank but this song is still all sorts of awesome. New York State of Mind – Billy Joel - top three BJ song for me I’ve Got the Power – Snap - is he kidding? Does this actually qualify as a song? Wasn't it just a sound bite at sports arenas in the early 90's? I would pay to watch Matt sing this in his car. Hint. Hint. If You Don't Know Me By Now - Simply Red - I would honestly consider this on my bottom ten list. Who would possibly want to know this guy? Blech. How Deep Is Your Love – Bee Gees - I lean more "More Than a Woman" or "Jive Talkin" but this one is OK. Looking For an Echo – Kenny Vance - Oh, I didn't realize Matt is 76 years old. Hotel California –Eagles - I'm not familiar with this song. Must not have been played all that much over the years. The Boys Are Back In Town - Thin Lizzy - I'm not buying this one. This is an attempt to come off like a rocker. More likely choice here should be New Edition or Color Me Badd. Truly – Lionel Richie - I like me some Lionel but not this one all that much. Lose Yourself - Eminem - one of these things is not like the other ...
Seeing that great picture John posted of Tony Robbins just
got me thinking. No, not that he has some big a$$ teeth and maybe a hair
transplant, but how it doesn’t matter who you are, or where you’re from, that
there has not been a time where you were laying there all slouched on your couch,
changing the channel, ready to pass out (after finishing a batch of salty pretzels
and a vat of diet soda) but stopped when you heard him preaching some powerful
message about changing your life overnight. All of a sudden you hear the
“Rocky” theme song playing in your head and you’re ready for change!
OK, so what if that was me a few nights ago? Go ahead, have
your laugh (Hold on - let me dust off the salt crystals that fell on my shirt right
before I passed out in the middle of him telling me how to change my life in 3
short days). Glad I can give you that visual.
Tony Robbins is one example of the weird things that drive
my mood and lead to the creation of my next CD masterpiece (and yes, a 10 min Tony Robbins clip made
its way to one of my CD masterpieces that may have also included a song or two
from “NSYNC” or yes one of my favorites “Frank Stallone”. I know, WTF!)
There is no telling what songs could end up on these insane
mixtures of melodies that get me ready in the morning to tackle the world or a
few ballads that make you reach for a Kleenex and want to stay in bed all day
(now who doesn’t love “Careless Whisper”? - and yes, I do own a George Michael
back-pack, so piss off!).
Every “DJ Matte B” (yes, that was my DJ name back in 1989) compilation
CD consists of a bunch of really fast upbeat songs that range from current top
10 to 25 yrs. old. These musical
extravaganzas are as eclectic as it gets, so I challenge any one of you to top
the examples below….
Here is an example of one of my CD masterpieces: Sugar – Maroon 5
Only the Young - Journey
These Days – Bon Jovi Until I Find You Again – Richard Marx Something Big - Shawn Mendes Always on Time - Ja Rule and Ashanti Love Never Felt So Good – Michael Jackson & Justin
Timberlake Miami 2017 (Seen The Lights Go Out On Broadway)
– Billy Joel Scream - Usher
Now, addressing John’s challenge. Very hard to do. Here is a
quick stab at my top 10 (In no particular order):
My Way – Frank Sinatra New York State of Mind – Billy Joel I’ve Got the Power – Snap If You Don't Know Me By Now - Simply Red How Deep Is Your Love – Bee Gees Looking For an Echo – Kenny Vance Hotel California –Eagles The Boys Are Back In Town - Thin Lizzy Truly – Lionel Richie Lose Yourself - Eminem
John here ...
One of the great pleasures of going out to lunch each day with my BFF is the surprise that awaits once the key enters the ignition and Matt's car radio welcomes me. Over the years I've been greeted by New Kids on the Block (NKOTB to those in the know), plenty of 50's Doo-Wop, Eminem ("You only get one chance") and yes, even inspirational messages from everyone's favorite jawline.
The soundtrack varies greatly from week to week or even day to day. I still remember being greeted by Adele one summer afternoon and learning that her song was on Matt's "workout playlist".
Chew on that for a minute.
I kid you not, "Rolling in the Deep" inspired Matt to bench like 275 lbs. 25 times as if he were at the NFL Combine. Don't believe me? Read here for proof.
The dude's musical and inspirational tastes are so all over the place and I love it. It is impossible to pigeon hole. I could go on all day with stories I've learned over the years. From his attendance at a George Michael concert where he excitedly earned a backpack featuring the 5 o'clock shadowed singer to his belting out of "Carry on My Wayward Son" that was legitimately American Idol worthy to his fascination with Sly Stallone's singing brother Frank.
Don't believe me? Think I'm making this up? Again, here is your proof.
So with all of this in mind, I thought it would be great entertainment to have Matt share with us his top ten songs of all time. I promise you incredible diversity, some head scratching moments and songs you will not be able to get out of your head for days.